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Sun, 18 Mar 2018 13:19:50 -0400

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Reblog this within 10 seconds and unexpected extra money will cum to you this week

The money will do what now

the american high school experience

Sat, 17 Mar 2018 19:34:46 -0400

kingjesteresus:

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tiny-bean-35:

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the-aliens-among-us:

jazzycat72:

jaysketchin:

im-not-okay-im-a-fangirl:

million-dollar gyms but bathroom stalls with no doors

speaking of bathrooms, shit sayings on the walls, mostly along the lines of “fuck this shit”

stressed out anxiety-prone teens running on 3 hours of sleep and a shit ton of coffee

the Pacer

teachers saying “this isn’t middle school anymore”

broken air conditioning

classrooms that either feel like the arctic tundra or the pits of hell

“wikipedia isn’t a reliable source”

a shit ton of standardized tests

“if someone dies during the final, everyone gets an A, so who’s gonna take one for the team?”

“if the teacher is fifteen minutes late we can leave.”

jeopardy

quizlet

the cha-cha slide

“mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell”

kahoot

substitute teachers that are either loved immensely or are so old their phone numbers were one number

“this is a college-level essay/class/quiz/test/assignment”

MLA format

school version of memes

art classroom floors that are always wet

“Good morning.” silence “…GOOD MORNING.” every voice replies ‘good morning’ in the same monotonous voice at the same time

“let’s start by introducing ourselves by saying your name and one thing that makes you interesting”

“are you the sub?”

morning announcements

screaming outside the classroom

“please stand for the pledge”

Those mysterious noises from outside your classroom that you never figure out.

That one sub that alll the students know and fear

“Gay” being treated like an insult

When you report a student for bullying and saying slurs, the teachers do nothing

No nurses

Being treated like an idiot

“do you have gum?”

When the teacher/sub tells you to stop messing around and you try so hard to not laugh

teachers that you like and are actually fucking good at teaching or that you HAtE and can’t fucking teach

teachers that don’t let anyone but themselves talk

In Summary: Hell.

sandsvendor100: What’re you doing with it, Seymour?

Thu, 22 Feb 2018 15:43:57 -0500

sandsvendor100:

What’re you doing with it, Seymour?

The dick is closed until opened by a nice little pin

Tue, 06 Feb 2018 13:21:42 -0500

The dick is closed until opened by a nice little pin

just-shower-thoughts: Adults think its disrespectful when you don’t let them disrespect you

Mon, 08 Jan 2018 01:48:23 -0500

just-shower-thoughts:

Adults think its disrespectful when you don’t let them disrespect you

just-shower-thoughts: The Unites States is no longer a country, it’s a corporation.

Thu, 14 Dec 2017 22:21:49 -0500

just-shower-thoughts:

The Unites States is no longer a country, it’s a corporation.

that-one-irish-idiot: bravadopinfire: shieldposts: Me: *shows basic human decency to...

Sat, 02 Dec 2017 14:28:53 -0500

that-one-irish-idiot:

bravadopinfire:

shieldposts:

Me: *shows basic human decency to cashier

Cashier: ??!?! Thank you! You’re the nicest person ever!

Me: are you ok

Reblog if politeness to retail and service workers is important to you.

honestly

The internet just changed: Net Neutrality is dead.

Fri, 01 Dec 2017 01:05:16 -0500

The internet just changed: Net Neutrality is dead.:

yuhhnuh:

gentlesoulfoxy:

nicterhorstsketch:

jestre:

nerdfaceangst:

nerdfaceangst:

cthulhu:

chairhiro:

feigenbaumsworld:

The FCC sided with Comcast and decided to let ISPs censor the internet. The Internet needs to stop this from happening: http://cms.fightforthefuture.org/tellfcc/

Last Wednesday, FCC Chairman Tom Wheeler announced a proposal for new rules that would allow for a “ fast lane” of Internet traffic for content providers who are willing (and able) to pay a fee. [1] The proposal reverses the FCC’s previous commitment to net neutrality and open internet and allows ISP’s like Comcast or Verizon to slow down and censor services that don’t pay the toll.

We have to be totally honest, this situation is seriously grim. But there is still hope. The FCC already knows that the Internet community wants net neutrality, but they think they can put their spin on these new rules and sneak them through. If we can prove them wrong right now with a massive public outcry, we can literally save the Internet once again.

We need to stop the FCC now. Big business groups are already ramping up lobbying efforts with the FCC in swarms since Wednesday’s announcement in support of censoring the open Internet and to ensure this dangerous proposal moves forward. [2]

This is a critical moment. In the last few weeks more than 65,000 people have taken action with us. Can you help us get to 80,000 by the end of the day today?

[1] Gautham Nagesh. “FCC to Propose New ‘Net Neutrality’ Rules”.
http://online.wsj.com/news/articles/SB10001424052702304518704579519963416350296

[2] Edward Wyatt. Edward Wyatt. “Lobbying Efforts Intensify After F.C.C. Tries 3rd Time on Net Neutrality” http://www.nytimes.com/2014/04/25/business/lobbying-efforts-intensify-after-fcc-tries-3rd-time-on-net-neutrality.html?hpw&rref=politics
- Fight For The Future

we’re almost ¾ of the way there!! c’mon guys, every bit counts!

will it ever stop

fucking signal boost

IF YOU ARE NOT SIGNAL BOOSTING THIS YOU ARE NOT PAYING ATTENTION.

IF THE U.S. FALLS TO THIS IT WILL OPEN OTHER DANGEROUS DOORS INTERNATIONALLY.

Start a civil war against the US government.

Signal boost for my us followers

I try to keep the things I reblog as blog/mun-centric as possible, but this is something I just can’t let slide.

I’ve been following this cause since last year. I’ve signed petitions, I’ve called representatives, I’ve been to protests, the whole nine yards.

This right here? This is not a joke. This is seriously happening, guys.

Remember the Wikipedia shutdown? That was to protest this right here. If you haven’t taken action against this yet, frankly, what is wrong with you? If this doesn’t get stopped, we’re going to lose the thing that brings us all together unless we shell out huge sums of cash to these corrupt bastards.

Do not just sit there and keep browsing.

Do not scroll past this.

Fight.

yo this shit important okay? im pretty worried myself

I got barely any followers but this is important

Happy birthday, @thecatalier!!

Thu, 30 Nov 2017 11:16:47 -0500

Happy birthday, @thecatalier!!

exchanging wedding vows

Sat, 25 Nov 2017 02:52:49 -0500

kitfisto:

me: fullmetal alchemist
my wife: *slightly differently from how I said it* fullmetal alchemist

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Sat, 11 Nov 2017 12:20:27 -0500

staff: for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits Finally

Fri, 03 Nov 2017 16:38:33 -0400

staff:

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

Finally

sandsvendor100: I Am Starting My Own Small Business What is your business, kind sir?

Fri, 03 Nov 2017 01:14:48 -0400

sandsvendor100:

I Am Starting My Own Small Business

What is your business, kind sir?

Seymour Is Giving Away Free Cans Of Food Halloween Promotional

Tue, 31 Oct 2017 11:35:56 -0400

sandsvendor100:

Rebog And Say: Your Favorite Number, Your Zodiac Sign, And Yor Zodiac Sign, And See What You Got In Your Free Can

7, Leo, Leo

justsomerandomassshit: DnD Highlights“Can i flash the magic man”“I chug the whole flagon” “do a...

Sun, 15 Oct 2017 11:52:13 -0400

justsomerandomassshit:

DnD Highlights
“Can i flash the magic man”
“I chug the whole flagon” “do a wisdom save” “…shit…..”
“Can i vomit on his shoe” “i mean i guess”
“Then I flash the dragon” “dude, thats not the awnser to everything”
“Any more loot?” “I mean hes wearing shoes they dont do anything but they look snazzy”
“Oh shit i rolled a one” “you dramaticaly trip and break your horn” “i hate you right now”

“You got a critical miss on your stealth saving throw” “Oh, so I sneeze on the wall and my acid breath melts the cave”

“Can I flirt with the dragon?”

“Man, I must have a 12 inch dragon dick, then”

funnygamememes: I’m looking for some good answers here… I’ve...

Thu, 12 Oct 2017 12:10:40 -0400

funnygamememes:

I’m looking for some good answers here… I’ve already got a few in mind

Rainbow Six: Siege. Ela is “balanced”

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Mon, 11 Sep 2017 23:24:22 -0400

just-shower-thoughts: I wish my imagination had a screenshot button.

Mon, 11 Sep 2017 11:49:57 -0400

just-shower-thoughts:

I wish my imagination had a screenshot button.

funnygaygirl: kurt-banged-her: laina: unyieldingultimatum: ja...

Sat, 26 Aug 2017 20:51:07 -0400

funnygaygirl:

kurt-banged-her:

laina:

unyieldingultimatum:

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shocking

*ahem*

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Woman kills man for refusing to give her beer

Woman stabs man for refusing to have sex with her, threatens to cry rape

Woman rips off man’s testicle because he rejected her, tried to swallow it

Woman kills man for refusing to marry her

Woman cuts off man’s penis because of argument

Woman shoots her husband after argument

Woman cuts off cheating boyfriend’s penis, flushes it

Woman suspects husband of cheating, stabs him to death

Woman shoots, kills boyfriend for cheating

Woman stabs boyfriend for cheating in Monopoly board game

Woman shoots, kills man for ending relationship

Woman sets husband’s genitals on fire for hugging another woman, dies

Woman kills, dismembers husband’s body over argument

Mother kills 18-month old twins to get back at husband she thought was cheating

Woman kills husband after he confronts her about affair

Woman kills cheating husband with lethal dose of heroin

Woman runs over, kills cheating husband

Obese woman sits on boyfriend, kills him and avoids jail time

Woman kills boyfriend with stiletto shoe

Woman murders cheating husband with coffee mug

Woman kills boyfriend for not buying her a gift

Woman kills boyfriend who accused her of cheating

Woman stabs and kills boyfriend , Judge: “I hope you die in prison”

Woman shoots, kills ex-boyfriend, buries him in pile of debris

Woman shoots boyfriend in the back of the neck, killing him

Woman shoots boyfriend six times, kills him after argument

Woman stabs, kills boyfriend over mother’s day gift

Woman stabs boyfriend to death, also stabbed her husband to death 7 years prior

Woman pushes way into home, stabs boyfriend to death over argument

Woman angry at boyfriend takes her anger out on his 4 year-old

Woman stabs boyfriend to death, thought he was cheating on her

Woman bludgeons husband to death with hammer to pay back loan

Woman stabs, kills boyfriend during argument

Woman murders boyfriend for tweeting out his female crush

Woman shoots and kills boyfriend, kills self while out on bail

Woman stabs to death boyfriend over argument about an ex

Woman stabs and kills boyfriend for social media posts

Woman shoots boyfriend in the face, fails to make it look like suicide

Woman kills boyfriend’s puppies during phone argument

Woman shoots boyfriend in the face with rifle during argument

Woman pushes boyfriend off fence after argument, killing him

Woman attacks boyfriend with large knife, intent to kill

Woman abused, threatens to kill boyfriend in sleep

Woman beats, murders boyfriend and puts him in freezer because he wanted to break up with her

Woman held gun to boyfriend’s head, murders on Christmas

Woman with previous assault charge on another boyfriend stabs and kills different boyfriend

Woman attempts to murder boyfriend with giant breasts

Woman stabs boyfriend in neck, killing him after argument

Woman chokes and stabs ex-boyfriends cat to death

Woman starts argument with boyfriend, stabs and kills with umbrella

Woman kills boyfriend with her car after argument

Woman shoots, kills boyfriend in his bathroom

Woman shoots, kills boyfriend with illegal handgun

Woman sets her boyfriend on fire, killing him

Woman shoots and kills ex-boyfriend multiple times, kills herself

Woman shoots boyfriend in the head, found out he was dating other women

Woman stabs and kills boyfriend over finances

Woman stabs and kills boyfriend’s lizard because she thought he was flirting with other women

Woman shoots, kills boyfriend who wanted to end their relationship and urged her to get an abortion

Woman attempts to murder husband with poison in her vagina

Woman stabs boyfriend to death after he slaps daughter

Woman conspires to have secret lover murder her husband

Woman stabs, kills boyfriend over argument on Labor Day

Woman stabs boyfriend in the chest over argument

Woman stabs boyfriend to death after finding photos of other women on cell phone

Woman tortured ex-boyfriend’s dog until it died after argument

Woman stabs boyfriend in his chest and through his lung, nearly killing him

Woman fatally stabs boyfriend during heated argument

Woman kills her boyfriend with blunt force trauma to the head using frying pan

Woman stabs boyfriend to death for drinking her beer

Woman strangles boyfriend to death during argument

Woman stabs boyfriend with serrated knife over argument

Woman shoots, murders boyfriend while she was on house arrest for another murder 11 years prior

Woman stabs, kills boyfriend then texts friend about eating the body

Woman stabs, kills boyfriend over dispute

Woman shoots boyfriend in the head, suspecting he was cheating

Woman shoots man in the groin after argument

Woman fires handgun into the home of man who denied her a kiss

Woman stabs husband to death over cheating fears

Woman shoots, kills ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend

Women kills husband, commits suicide

Woman shoots and kills man over argument

Woman kills husband with baseball bat for talking back to her

Woman kills husband, confesses to family then shoots herself

Woman stabs boyfriend 31 times after he said ex’s name in his sleep

Woman shoots husband in the head, shoots herself

Woman kills boyfriend over argument at house party

Woman shoots boyfriend with shotgun for texting another woman

Woman kills boyfriend because she “smelled sex on him”

Woman runs over boyfriend, kills him

Woman stabs boyfriend in the eye for turning down threesome

Woman stabs ex-boyfriend for refusing to stop playing the Eagles

Woman stabs boyfriend, throws out his prosthetic legs so he can’t chase her

Woman ties up, stabs husband 193 times, jury finds her guilty for suspicion of trying to claim life insurance

Woman stabs fiance for refusing to take her to the liquor store

Woman assaults and threatens boyfriend with knife for not cuddling

Woman stabs man with ceramic squirrel for not bring home beer

Woman stabs taxi driver after he refuses to have sex with her

Woman stabs ex-boyfriend in his penis after discovering he had a new girlfriend

Woman stabs boyfriend twice over time he spent in bathroom

Woman stabs boyfriend over Facebook post

Woman stabs her boyfriend several times because his dog ate her marijuana stash

Woman stabs boyfriend for not calling her every two hours

Woman shoots man five times for rejecting her, kills herself

Woman murders ex-boyfriend with liquor laced with poison, was jealous he was engaged to new woman

Comedian Phil Hartman was murdered by his wife on May 27th 1998

NFL player Steve McNair was murdered by his girlfriend on July 4th, 2009

John Wayne Bobbitt had his penis cut completely off on June 23rd, 1993

Travis Alexander was murdered by Jodi Arias on June 4th, 2008

Andrew Bagby was murdered by Shirley Jane Turner on November 6th, 2001 (She later murdered their 1 year-old son on August 18th, 2003)

Brenda Spencer killed two and injured nine at Cleveland Elementary School on January 29th, 1979

Laurie Dann killed one boy and injured five others at Hubbard Woods Elementary School on May 20th, 1988

Jennifer San Marco killed eight people at Goleta postal facility on January 30th, 2006

Sylvia Seegrist killed three and injured seven during a shooting spree at a Springfield mall on October 30th, 1985

Mary Ann Holder killed five children including her own son in Pleasent Gardens, NC on November 20th, 2011

Jullian Robbins killed one and injured two at Penn State on September 17th, 1997

Heather Smith killed two then committed suicide at Spanaway Junior High School on November 26th, 1985

Latina Williams killed two others then self at Louisiana Technical College on February 8th, 2008

Amy Bishop Anderson killed three and wounded three others at the University of Alabama on February 12th, 2010

What’s most interesting though is that mainstream media doesn’t even mention female shooters when they claim to show the history of the crime — but I guess they’re going by high scores. While its true that most shooting sprees are committed by males, it is also truethat most child abuse, neglect, and murders are committed by females.

Women who killed or attempted to kill children in the news, past 30 days (US):

Florida woman shoots, kills her 2 teenage sons

Mother throws 1 year-old daughter under truck, kills her

California mom stabs her 3 daughters to death. all under 2 years old

Mother attempts to kill her 3 teenage children

Mother kills her infant son by stabbing him to death

Woman kills 2 year-old girl, attempts to kill 10 year-old boy

Utah mom murders 6 newborns, keeps them in garage

Mother charged with trying to suffocate daughter

Woman charged for killing 8-month old baby

Women who killed or attempted to kill children in the news between January and April 2014 (US):

Mother drowns both of her sons aged 3 and 6

Mother attempts to drown her 3 children in ocean

Utah mother shoots and kills two teen daughters, then herself

Mother suffocates 14 month old son, fails at attempted suicide

Woman babysitter murders 19 month old boy

Mom kills 7 month old daughter, blames Jesus

Woman operating illegal daycare responsible for 3 month old girl’s death, police find 14 children in her basement

Mom strangles 3 day old baby boy, discarded body in trashcan

Woman suffocates 2 year old girl of fiance, fakes sexual assault by unknown assailant to cover tracks

Mother charged with killing 2 year-old daughter

Mother of several children with history of violence murdered and buried 2 year-old daughter in shallow grave

Mother stabs and kills her 2 children in exorcism

Mother kills her teen son and daughter, self

Mother confesses to killing 10 year-old son

Mother tortures and kills 3 year-old son, burned genitals with lighter

This is only mid-year and I didn’t even include the reports of mothers killing their children from previous years or other countries.”

The only thing “shocking” here is how far you’ve managed to cram your head up your own ass.

This post is disturbingly long.

REBLOG THE SHIT OF THIS. I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF PEOPLE TREATIG WOMEN LIKE INNOCENT GODDESS WHO NEVER DO ANYTHING WRONG WHILE THEY TREAT ALL MEN LIKE ANIMALS.

I debated on whether or not to reblog this but damn those sources are a fucking feat and pretending that they dont exist erases the victims.

once in a blue moon someone on tumblr will acknowledge anyone other than a man has done something wrong

if your feminism involves overlooking crimes by women then it isn’t feminism

if your feminism involves overlooking crimes by women then it isn’t feminism

burritwo: adrians: a-creepy-weirdo-has: adrians: I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear...

Thu, 24 Aug 2017 00:22:48 -0400

burritwo:

adrians:

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

adrians:

I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon

I’m not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn’t have gotten stitches.

how is that racist

they just said they weren’t being racist do you even listen

Fuckle Grocery

12-amu: thug-gifs: Reblog this within 10 seconds and unexpected...

the american high school experience

sandsvendor100: What’re you doing with it, Seymour?

The dick is closed until opened by a nice little pin

just-shower-thoughts: Adults think its disrespectful when you don’t let them disrespect you

just-shower-thoughts: The Unites States is no longer a country, it’s a corporation.

that-one-irish-idiot: bravadopinfire: shieldposts: Me: *shows basic human decency to...

The internet just changed: Net Neutrality is dead.

Happy birthday, @thecatalier!!

Happy birthday, @thecatalier!!

*exchanging wedding vows*

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staff: for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits Finally

sandsvendor100: I Am Starting My Own Small Business What is your business, kind sir?

Seymour Is Giving Away Free Cans Of Food Halloween Promotional

justsomerandomassshit: DnD Highlights“Can i flash the magic man”“I chug the whole flagon” “do a...

DnD Highlights

funnygamememes: I’m looking for some good answers here… I’ve...

Photo

just-shower-thoughts: I wish my imagination had a screenshot button.

funnygaygirl: kurt-banged-her: laina: unyieldingultimatum: ja...

burritwo: adrians: a-creepy-weirdo-has: adrians: I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear...

exchanging wedding vows