the american high school experience
- million-dollar gyms but bathroom stalls with no doors
- speaking of bathrooms, shit sayings on the walls, mostly along the lines of “fuck this shit”
- stressed out anxiety-prone teens running on 3 hours of sleep and a shit ton of coffee
- the Pacer
- teachers saying “this isn’t middle school anymore”
- broken air conditioning
- classrooms that either feel like the arctic tundra or the pits of hell
- “wikipedia isn’t a reliable source”
- a shit ton of standardized tests
- “if someone dies during the final, everyone gets an A, so who’s gonna take one for the team?”
- “if the teacher is fifteen minutes late we can leave.”
- jeopardy
- quizlet
- the cha-cha slide
- “mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell”
- kahoot
- substitute teachers that are either loved immensely or are so old their phone numbers were one number
- “this is a college-level essay/class/quiz/test/assignment”
- MLA format
- school version of memes
- art classroom floors that are always wet
- “Good morning.” silence “…GOOD MORNING.” every voice replies ‘good morning’ in the same monotonous voice at the same time
- “let’s start by introducing ourselves by saying your name and one thing that makes you interesting”
- “are you the sub?”
- morning announcements
- screaming outside the classroom
- “please stand for the pledge”
- Those mysterious noises from outside your classroom that you never figure out.
- That one sub that alll the students know and fear
- “Gay” being treated like an insult
- When you report a student for bullying and saying slurs, the teachers do nothing
- No nurses
- Being treated like an idiot
- “do you have gum?”
- When the teacher/sub tells you to stop messing around and you try so hard to not laugh
- teachers that you like and are actually fucking good at teaching or that you HAtE and can’t fucking teach
- teachers that don’t let anyone but themselves talk
In Summary: Hell.
